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Old 30-11-2017, 22:00   #6
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Originally Posted by geordiesouth View Post
Just kind of leading away from this a little. It’s not like me to do that as you are all aware.
But as we are talking mobile phones here.
Nomophobia........ ever heard of it.

It’s a proposed term for those who have a dependency on their mobile and the thought of being without it etc........ I think.

It’s probably just another made up word to use for some kind of anxiety attack or summit.

I lost my mobile a few years back. Had to wait a while for the replacement to come through. It actually only took a few days before I realised the world hadn’t come to an end and that my life was not severely impacted where I felt like tossing myself off a high building.
That’s throwing myself to a certain death before any of you get funny.

What the hell did we all do before mobile phones for gods sake ?
We enjoyed a simpler less stressful non-JIT life.

Michael McIntyre made a similar humorous conceit in his Saturday show just past.

Back in the days before smart phones were invented did we leave the house for an afternoon and suddenly get a panic attack and feel the need to fill the boot of the car with...

All volumes of the Encyclopedia Brittanica...
A stills camera and a video camera...
A map of the World and an A2Z of every major city...
A calculator...
Our entire record collection...
An alarm clock...
Every photo we have ever taken...
A compass...
and of course a pissy little torch.

It made me laugh.

Hell, do you remember the days before debit and credit cards when the banks closed at 12 noon on a Saturday ? If unable to get to the bank in time then in order to get some ready cash my Dad just used to go to M&S and buy a suit using a cheque and then immediately return it at the refund desk for hard cash.

We made do without.

Life is too f*cking convoluted and bureaucratic now. I have a suspicion that dementia is increasing largely because the i-World is actually putting excessive constant demand on our primitive primate brains.

It’s not you, it’s them.

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