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09-04-2016, 11:52
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Just saying hello
Hi all,
I've visited the forum a few times, mostly for information and reviews etc, but didn't want to just be a weird, ghostly presence in the background - so thought I'd say "Hi". So I guess I'm basically a happy pervert (by society's standards anyway - I'm probably pretty vanilla by others...but that might well change) who's into bondage and BDSM, and just starting out with the whole real-life exploring thing. I've been to see a small number of Pro Mistresses in recent times (after years of wanting to and finally giving in) and am JUST beginning to get a grip on what I enjoy (so to speak)  . Anyway, I've found all the discussions here really helpful and interesting, and it's great to read about the experiences of like-minded folks.
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09-04-2016, 13:19
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Pleased to have you along. Do join in and keep posting.
As you will probably have noticed, there is a forum for most topics. Queries, concerns, discussions, health, and then the Oubliette for good old fashioned random banter of no great importance. Happy pervert you are. Well done you in achieving this state of mind...but your ID 'Monkey Dancer' ? Care to elucidate* ? Kind Regards, Rimmer. * Perhaps you have been similarly tempted like myself ? I was recently at Edinburgh zoo and took notice of the Limas. They were very light on their feet and extremely agile. They also had an elegant and rhythmic rise and fall in their gait which combined with delicate foot-work convinced me they would be very good at the Viennese Waltz. I mentioned this potential for the ballroom to the female keeper...who just looked at me strangely. I didn't bother to mention that I had already decided the Flamingos were more suited to the Latin dances, especially the Salsa. The Meerkats ? Well, the Charleston obviously.
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10-04-2016, 10:01
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"Dance, Monkey, Dance !" is a popular expression in the United States. It describes the desire of a person to have another person or animal perform a trick or dance for their entertainment. It is generally considered demeaning, the person asked to perform the trick being devalued for satisfying this request.
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10-04-2016, 13:23
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You know, I'd never really thought about the whole Dance, Monkey, Dance thing, but you might be onto something. Oddly I'm not really into the demeaning side of things, really (unless my choice of name is in fact a deeply Freudian indicator of some buried wish on my part...time will tell on that, I guess), but have to admit that I do like the idea of being used for someone's entertainment....(monkey) food for thought, there... Last edited by reefknot; 10-04-2016 at 15:07. Reason: to fix the BB quote |
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10-04-2016, 15:08
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Welcome to UKM
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11-04-2016, 18:44
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And a welcome from me too!
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