UKM - Nettles - Page 2 - UK

geordiesouth · 21-05-2016, 08:14

Wine too.

21-05-2016, 09:29

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Originally Posted by SlaveP

Another new experience survived. Followed advice given here and coped better than I thought. Certainly leaves a post session after glow.

Great

Don't listen to others who say the best ting is make wine or soup the best place for nettles is wrapped around genitalia

Slutty Rimmer · 21-05-2016, 09:46

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Originally Posted by reefknot

Great

Don't listen to others who say the best ting is make wine or soup the best place for nettles is wrapped around genitalia

After which you make the soup or the wine !

It is a win-win recycling heaven. Kinky hippies* would love it.

Regards,
Rimmer.

* The Kinky Hippies; 70's progressive rock-combo. They got to number 8 in 1976 with You Can't Put Willy Where Willy Won't Go. My Uncle was the bass player in their early days** before they reached obscurity.

** Early Days; In my opinion one of Macca's best ever songs. For those who say he is past it should listen to his New album which was released a few years ago. More melodic, intelligent, observant, and inventive than anything being done by the new kids. Early Days is a beautiful and simple yet defiant and proud reclamation of his own past from the pundits and bullsh*tters. It even has the majesty of a drone which comes in part way through.

I like the way in which the frailty of his ageing voice is emphasised to give authority to the elegiac memories, but he still manages to get his famous Little Richard*** impersonation in there at the end.

"They can't take it from me, if they tried. I lived through those early days."

https://youtu.be/QvBVIA_ZaNg

The video is presumably a Black deep South translation of the Woolton village fete, and a retold story of the Lennon-McCartney breakout. Witness the matriarchal funeral and then running into the future at the end. Complete with the iconic sunglasses. Very intelligent film making.

*** By all accounts a true kinkster.

Ogden McNitt · 22-05-2016, 14:35

Stinging nettles are one of my areas of expertise.

They're like nature's version of the pinwheel, only the sensation is more exquisite, as is the post session tingle you get.

On the downside, they lose their potency after a bit. My advice is to use them within an hour of them being picked. Maybe I became desensitised, but I remember getting quite disappointed after later nettle experiences.

Plus I used to feel like a right perv picking them en route to sessions. "What if someone suddenly appears and asks me what I'm doing?" I often used to think.

I tried using the nettle soup line once - they just told me to fuck off to my own back garden, and take my gasmask and collection of nipple clamps with me.

22-05-2016, 15:14

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Originally Posted by michele

I tried using the nettle soup line once - they just told me to fuck off to my own back garden, and take my gasmask and collection of nipple clamps with me.

LOL, excellent :-)

Mrs.Illucia · 28-05-2016, 19:15

Nice blogs Jo nep, keep writing.

Greetings, Mrs Illucia, co-owner Studio House of Submission, The Hague, Holland

Mrs.Illucia · 03-06-2016, 09:44

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Originally Posted by SlaveP

My Owner has ordered me to bring Her nettles for flogging and CBT. Any tips on what to expect, for how long, precautions and remedies please?

SlaveP, my advice as a professional Mistress is, have faith in your Mistress because She knows what's good for you. Because if people from the healt sector say that it's good to drink nettle tea and eat nettle soup and nettle cheese then it must be healty too using them in a session

Have fun.

Mrs Illucia, co-owner Studio House of Submission, The Hague, Holland

Svetlana · 17-02-2022, 12:51

French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.

reefknot · 17-02-2022, 12:54

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Originally Posted by Svetlana

French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.

I will take your word for it Mistress

jo nep · 17-02-2022, 13:30

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Originally Posted by subtle

Will no-one think of the poor nettles?

One minute happily nestled together in a hedgerow somewhere, the next cruelly tugged off and stuffed non-consensually down a guy's underpants or thrashed to pieces across some arse or other.

Free the nettles!

I disagree. Think about cows. If we were all vegetarians then all the cows would be superfluous. Same with nettles, they may well all be destroyed and in any event, my Mistress cultivates her own nettles which are placed in various strategic positions when in season. I try to avoid the small leaves because to my mind they are far more potent!

21-05-2016, 08:14	#11
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,237 Reputation: 108	Wine too. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

22-05-2016, 14:35	#14
Ogden McNitt Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,188 Reputation: 56	Stinging nettles are one of my areas of expertise. They're like nature's version of the pinwheel, only the sensation is more exquisite, as is the post session tingle you get. On the downside, they lose their potency after a bit. My advice is to use them within an hour of them being picked. Maybe I became desensitised, but I remember getting quite disappointed after later nettle experiences. Plus I used to feel like a right perv picking them en route to sessions. "What if someone suddenly appears and asks me what I'm doing?" I often used to think. I tried using the nettle soup line once - they just told me to fuck off to my own back garden, and take my gasmask and collection of nipple clamps with me.

28-05-2016, 19:15	#16
Mrs.Illucia Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 22 Reputation: 10	Nice blogs Jo nep, keep writing. Greetings, Mrs Illucia, co-owner Studio House of Submission, The Hague, Holland

17-02-2022, 12:51	#18
Svetlana Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Pyrenees Atlantique, France Posts: 96 Reputation: 10	French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.