UKM - The final word on the size of your willy - UK

footslave · 03-03-2015, 08:21

Well it's official. In a metastudy of 15,000 erect penises the average size is 5.16 inches and 4.6 inches around.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...age-penis-size

So that's that!

geordiesouth · 03-03-2015, 09:55

I love it.

Apparent all 15,000 participants had their members measured by a professional.
I didn't even know there was a job doing this.

It's also nice to learn that those panic attacks I've been having are seemingly just down to my "small penis anxiety"

ex nihilo · 03-03-2015, 10:40

As I have mentioned before, there are lots of bell curves out there and in this particular instance it's best to be on the tail end of it. Assuming the standard deviations from the mean are positive of course...

geordiesouth · 04-03-2015, 06:59

It's a well known fact. Size is not important

MistressRouge · 04-03-2015, 09:46

Porn has alot to answer for... It is not real and does in fact subconsciously creates certain hang ups and negativity towards one own physical arrangements.

Delighted all men are at peace with their dingaling's now

MistressRouge · 04-03-2015, 09:47

Size does matter

Wife Divorces Husband!

footslave · 04-03-2015, 18:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressRouge

Size does matter

Wife Divorces Husband!

There is a slightly more useful article in the Telegraph:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/heal...you-think.html

If you like the science, that is!

geordiesouth · 05-03-2015, 08:08

In life. There Is always a way round any problem.

In my youth I discovered it best to only go out with girls who had small hands for instance.

I am the only one on Eharmony with a profile that particularly states I am only attracted to women with little mouths.

Come on you lot. Own up. How many of you, after reading that report, went in search of the tape measure.

subtle · 05-03-2015, 12:39

In the Kingdom of Subtle where the Crown is always passed down to the next longest dong, there is one single and absolute great Tape Measure, kept under lock and key in the anterior Ballroom.

Its two sides are subtly different: for the pretenders, a cold steel-covered measure where the scale has become inexplicably reduced over time, and for the sitting King a warm, furry and most generous set of markings. Giving rise, ahem, to the family motto, Whoever has the right rule has the right to rule.

It's all a load of cock if you ask me.

05-03-2015, 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressRouge

Delighted all men are at peace with their dingaling's now

I am quite attached to mine

03-03-2015, 08:21	#1
footslave Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NE England Posts: 58 Reputation: 10	The final word on the size of your willy Well it's official. In a metastudy of 15,000 erect penises the average size is 5.16 inches and 4.6 inches around. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...age-penis-size So that's that!

03-03-2015, 09:55	#2
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,237 Reputation: 108	I love it. Apparent all 15,000 participants had their members measured by a professional. I didn't even know there was a job doing this. It's also nice to learn that those panic attacks I've been having are seemingly just down to my "small penis anxiety" __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

03-03-2015, 10:40	#3
ex nihilo Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 6,477 Reputation: 31	It's about deviations... As I have mentioned before, there are lots of bell curves out there and in this particular instance it's best to be on the tail end of it. Assuming the standard deviations from the mean are positive of course... __________________ “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.”

04-03-2015, 06:59	#4
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,237 Reputation: 108	It's a well known fact. Size is not important __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

04-03-2015, 09:46	#5
MistressRouge Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: World Wide Posts: 1,614 Reputation: 26	Porn has alot to answer for... It is not real and does in fact subconsciously creates certain hang ups and negativity towards one own physical arrangements. Delighted all men are at peace with their dingaling's now __________________ Chastity Keyholder Sovereign

04-03-2015, 09:47	#6
MistressRouge Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: World Wide Posts: 1,614 Reputation: 26	Size does matter Wife Divorces Husband! __________________ Chastity Keyholder Sovereign

05-03-2015, 08:08	#8
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,237 Reputation: 108	In life. There Is always a way round any problem. In my youth I discovered it best to only go out with girls who had small hands for instance. I am the only one on Eharmony with a profile that particularly states I am only attracted to women with little mouths. Come on you lot. Own up. How many of you, after reading that report, went in search of the tape measure. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

05-03-2015, 12:39	#9
subtle Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,037 Reputation: 190	In the Kingdom of Subtle where the Crown is always passed down to the next longest dong, there is one single and absolute great Tape Measure, kept under lock and key in the anterior Ballroom. Its two sides are subtly different: for the pretenders, a cold steel-covered measure where the scale has become inexplicably reduced over time, and for the sitting King a warm, furry and most generous set of markings. Giving rise, ahem, to the family motto, Whoever has the right rule has the right to rule. It's all a load of cock if you ask me. __________________ careless of where the next bright bolt may fall