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Old 13-02-2018, 16:41   #1
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Default We heard it on UK-M first.

Does this sound familiar ?

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/senior-can...102745643.html

No mention of bee assassination, but I am sure this rings a bell. Has the alien (but not Jewish) loving No 6 decided to break cover ?

Anyone convinced ?

If these chaps (and chap-women) do have alien technology at their disposal then all good, we can sit back and not worry about the future. Unless of course it is all a load of paranoid cr*p in which case believing it lulls us into a false sense of security.

Anyway, if these aliens are so damned smart how did they end up divulging their secret technology to a bunch of nefarious shadowy unknowns ? Not overly helpful of them was it ?

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Old 15-02-2018, 13:10   #2
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Wow....maybe these aliens are part of a shadowy, nefarious unknown group from Zargoid 9 who only want to deal with shadowy nefarious Earthling groups.

I`m going to get my patented alien identifier out so I can have a word, hopefully they will listen and together we can sort out all the crap we are exposed to currently, including Richard Madely on brekky TV....in fact that has to be the first and major consideration
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Old 16-02-2018, 11:15   #3
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Actually, considering the OP a bit more, it would make quite a lot of sense if there was a body of people whose remit was to `govern` the world for it`s long term success, security and future.

Most of he Middle East is still in the 14th century and doing a sterling job of destroying itself, the mission of certain antiquated religious groups to introduce their violent way of life and beliefs to the civilised world is not going well, and it`s not beyond the realms of possibility that recent situations have been orchestrated to ultimately save the planet from the crazy people.....you never see package tours advertised to Zargoid 9 do you....no you jolly well don`t.......it`s conclusive, and Mr Trump may actually be head Zarg....so now you know!
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Old 16-02-2018, 12:24   #4
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The power of cut & paste eh!

Leaving that to one side, all that you mention was the work of The Zargs, forget CIA/MI6, it was them lot!

We can`t do much about the past apart from learning from it, but we rarely do, and I suppose all that right wing propoganda and footage of the endless destroyed bullet ridden, turret toppled cities and countries has been fabricated by those pesky Zargs.

I actually don`t `hate` anything really, not too keen on religious based violence though, as a general rule, and conjecture as to what would have resulted if he hadn`t done that to whoever can really only ever be a discussion.

I reckon the botoxed Camel pagent in Saudi was just a front, and Zarg members had inhabited the camels bodies as to spy on the crowd, it`s all so obvious now
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Hey steady on, I thought he was your Comrade in Arms, come the revolution best buddy, I enjoy his posts, a bit off the wall which imo is a good thing...keeping things fresh
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Heaven forbid Barstools name actually is Roy
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Old 17-02-2018, 08:00   #7
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Heaven forbid Barstools name actually is Roy
Well he does have a lot more pluck than Johnny Foreigner.

Dodgy haircut though...
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Old 17-02-2018, 09:27   #8
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Hey I thought that...happy to be Roy in Oggys world though, if it helps...sounds a fun place to be
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Old 17-02-2018, 09:42   #9
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Hey I thought that...happy to be Roy in Oggys world though, if it helps...sounds a fun place to be
Hey Roy. Oggy's world is fairly nuanced don't you think?...
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Hey Roy. Oggy's world is fairly nuanced don't you think?...
Am bound to say I think it`s `unfairly` nuanced
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