Cheese, pantyhose, a diving suit and a plastic bag

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[posh-sub]

All sounds a bit vanilla to me ....



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[geordiesouth]

Kraftwork playing in the background.

[geordiesouth]

Originally Posted by Ogden McNit

Not to mention Kraft cheese singles.

I think the moral of the story for us British pervs is; if you're going to attempt this type of activity, always play caerphilly.

I Gouda get out of this place.

I don’t think it was all that long ago that there was a cheese joke thread.

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

Kraftwork playing in the background.

They don't play R & Brie...

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by Ogden McNit

...after he had covered himself with sliced cheese, pulled pantyhose over his upper body, put on a diving suit and a raincoat and sat on his radiator with a plastic bag over his head.

Isn't it easier to make a cheese toastie on a George Foreman grill?...

[jo nep]

Originally Posted by ex nihilo

Isn't it easier to make a cheese toastie on a George Foreman grill?...

I think it was probably a fondue that he was creating... Radiators tend not to get hot enough for toasting although I must admit it does seem a little way out even for my eclectic tastes.

I mean, you are supposed to dip things in fondue aren't you? What do you do, unscrew his divers faceplate, take a dollop of molten cheese (and anything else floating around inside) and screw him back inside.

No, I'll stick to a nice piece of Wensleydale, don't you agree Gromit?

[Barstool]

I think you lot should be `pun-ished` for these comments, but being serious I think this sort of activity is more at home at a Fetaish party or club!