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Old 11-11-2024, 09:16   #1
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Dr. Kellogg yes the guy who invented corn flakes

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A zealous lifelong foe of what he called “the solitary vice” and the “vile practice,” Kellogg wrote that masturbation led to poor digestion, memory loss, impaired vision, heart disease, epilepsy and insanity—to name just a few insidious side effects. To break young boys of the habit, Kellogg suggested procedures that ranged from ridiculous to barbaric, including tying their hands, bandaging the offending organ or putting a cage over it.
He had even more extreme ideas if the above did not work
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Dr. Kellogg yes the guy who invented corn flakes

He had even more extreme ideas if the above did not work
Who needs a cage ? I have a photograph of Ann Widdecombe on the wall over my bed ...
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Always brought the thought of Margaret Thatcher into my head to ward off early ejaculation.
Mind you it did have its disadvantages.,

Always remember a certain mistress who enjoyed using my oral skills for her pleasure. For some unknown reason whilst partaking in this style of servitude with lying comfortably on her back. The iron Lady’s face popped into my brains eye.
The mistress said my head popped up from between her legs with the startled look a rabbit might have when transfixed by a cars headlights.

As for wanking. Gone right off it nowadays.
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Always brought the thought of Margaret Thatcher into my head to ward off early ejaculation.
Mind you it did have its disadvantages.,

Always remember a certain mistress who enjoyed using my oral skills for her pleasure. For some unknown reason whilst partaking in this style of servitude with lying comfortably on her back. The iron Lady’s face popped into my brains eye.
The mistress said my head popped up from between her legs with the startled look a rabbit might have when transfixed by a cars headlights.

As for wanking. Gone right off it nowadays.

Could have been worse ............ Anne Widdicombe could have popped into the minds eye
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