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Old 15-09-2024, 10:21   #51
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Default Hmmm. He doesn't think, therefore he's not...

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It will have competition for the bestseller title.

The new biography on Sir Keir Shipman has just dropped…to somewhat mixed reviews by the looks of it.

A free copy is being issued to all pensioners so they can burn it to keep warm this winter. Although the Government hope they will read it first then decide they no longer want to keep on going



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Looking well.

Water is definitely preferable to cider ...
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Water is definitely preferable to cider ...
It’s more likely neat meths.

Helps keeps his famous penis chilled…



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It will have competition for the bestseller title.

The new biography on Sir Keir Shipman has just dropped…to somewhat mixed reviews by the looks of it.



A free copy is being issued to all pensioners so they can burn it to keep warm this winter. Although the Government hope they will read it first then decide they no longer want to keep on going



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Hmmm...



He's a twat of the first order...
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Old 15-09-2024, 17:51   #55
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Default Sir Liar Shipman: an untrustworthy sociopath.



…yet a few months later he knowingly kills pensioners by withdrawing the universal winter fuel allowance because he pretends there is an ‘unexpected’ £22bn black hole in government spending…which at the beginning of the summer he thought was actually a £46bn ‘black hole’ that must not be reduced by withdrawing the allowance.

A friend who worked with him when he was DPP summed him up accurately “He’s just your typical oily lawyer”.

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Old 16-09-2024, 07:54   #57
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Default His plan was to make sure she doesn’t get out of bed ever again.

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Is Sir Keir Shipman even aware of how hard it is for our proud elderly folk who are trying to get by and remain independent ?

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Turns out he was aware, and just pretended to care. Sir Keir Shipman went face to face with the old ladies and sympathised with them directly. Like many sociopathic killers they appear so understanding and caring and desperate to help…



He was so appalled by what he heard that he vowed to make sure she no longer had to get up at midday to save on heating. He reduced the number in that ‘awful position’ by ensuring her and around 4000 other old folk each year never get out of bed again…



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Old 16-09-2024, 08:28   #58
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Turns out he was aware, and just pretended to care. Sir Keir Shipman went face to face with the old ladies and sympathised with them directly. Like many sociopathic killers they appear so understanding and caring and desperate to help…

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That would make someone a dark empath, not a sociopath. The two characteristics are totally different.

Do you ever get anything right ?

Thought not.

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Old 16-09-2024, 08:34   #59
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Default I said ‘sympathise’ not ‘empathise’ - do you ever get anything right ?

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That would make someone a dark empath, not a sociopath. The two characteristics are totally different.

Do you ever get anything right ?

Thought not.

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Starmer clearly has no empathy, and only cynical sham-sympathy.

It is though noted how you prefer Jimmy to Rolf.

Most normal people wouldn’t make a preference, but doing so is entirely consistent for somebody who gets up on a morning and thinks the most productive thing he can do that day is troll cancer patients.

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Old 16-09-2024, 11:50   #60
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Starmer clearly has no empathy, and only cynical sham-sympathy.

It is though noted how you prefer Jimmy to Rolf.

Most normal people wouldn’t make a preference, but doing so is entirely consistent for somebody who gets up on a morning and thinks the most productive thing he can do that day is troll cancer patients.

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Goodness me. I have lost count of the number of times you have edited your initial post. Started at 8.34 and after n edits (n being a large number) we are now here at 12.24. Are you not sure of what you wan't to say ? You can't finesse crap or polish a turd. That's not possible.

You're so full of it. Try doing a bit of work. On second thoughts don't, you'll only make it necessary for someone to come along to correct it...
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