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Old 12-10-2009, 19:45   #1
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Default Things that you have never done

Simple , as the title suggests

1 ) i have never phoned a reality tv number to vote for anyone

2) i have never eaten a kebab
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Old 12-10-2009, 20:17   #2
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Simple , as the title suggests

1 ) i have never phoned a reality tv number to vote for anyone

2) i have never eaten a kebab
Well, Ive done those two things, you cannot beat a kebab after a bellyfull of beer and the meat still tastes good the following day as well. A kebab is not just for a friday night, with luck you can have it for breakfast as well.

ok, Well my two offerings are:

1) I have never learnt to swim

2) I have never ridden on a motorbike

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Old 12-10-2009, 20:36   #3
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i have not been on a motor bike either but was a really great swimmer when younger , had all the lifesaving qualifications etc aswell before i injured my back but not been near a swimming pool for years now

as for the kebab i dont drink alcohol anymore so cant do it when i am drunk but may try a kebab one day
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Old 12-10-2009, 21:36   #4
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as for the kebab i dont drink alcohol anymore so cant do it when i am drunk but may try a kebab one day[/quote]

Eat a kebab sober? Not sure that's been done before

Interestingly, the doner kebab was invented in Berlin in 1971 by a Turkish immigrant http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddr...-has-died.html

Like whaplodeposh, I have never voted on a reality television show.

And I have never seen the Star Wars films
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Old 12-10-2009, 22:18   #5
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Interesting thread.

1. I have never swallowed (in the old years when I was with a man)
2. I have never smoked a cigarette (unless weed counts)
3. I have never been to a Ballet
4. I have never met P!nk (yet)
5. I have never done watersports or scat (and never will)

I could add many more, but can't be bothered lol.
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Old 13-10-2009, 07:17   #6
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as for the kebab i dont drink alcohol anymore so cant do it when i am drunk but may try a kebab one day
Eat a kebab sober? Not sure that's been done before

Interestingly, the doner kebab was invented in Berlin in 1971 by a Turkish immigrant http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddr...-has-died.html

Like whaplodeposh, I have never voted on a reality television show.

And I have never seen the Star Wars films [/quote]

Have definately eaten a kebab sober, and lived to tell the tale

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Old 13-10-2009, 07:31   #7
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  • I have never phoned a reality TV number to vote for anyone
  • I have never eaten a kebab
  • I have never ridden on a motorbike
  • I have never smoked a cigarette
  • I have never been to Ikea

I have been on the receiving end of watersports form my Mistress many times: both over me and to drink. I can't get enough of it!
It is the most amazing tonic.

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Old 13-10-2009, 07:40   #8
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And I have never seen the Star Wars films
Thank God for that - I've been accused of being the odd-one-out for years!

I never watched Star Trek either but I did enjoy the Star Trek nights on QVC when a series of sad b@st@rds would dress up and speak in Klingon in order to advertise some Limited Edition Collectors' Replica of Captain Kirk or some other worthless tat.
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Old 13-10-2009, 10:00   #9
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This is hard, ive done alot of things lol..

1> Never had a conversation 100% in french where i have understood everything and not had to use some English words.

2> Never not fallen in love with every mistress i have seen.

Most of the other things, done. Maybe the OP can start a name two most extreme things you have done thread too..

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Old 13-10-2009, 11:58   #10
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I tried a kebab last week sober and i can honestly say it was awful, back on topic, bungejumped, sit on a nudist beech, won the lotto
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